IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
As an english major I will do you the favor of constructing the phrases “sexual supernova,” “hella dick,” and “oh gosh.”
Destiel Fic Rec
Browser History- entanglednow
In which Sam does another sort of research, and Dean is amused. (Part 1/7 in The Fourth Wall)
Hearts and Bones- cadigan
Sam and Dean pull Cas out of Purgatory, and then Dean cleans him up.
Just Kisses- tiptoe39
Castiel’s not ready for anything beyond kisses. So Dean just kisses him. Everywhere. (get ready for extreme adorbs)
7th_heaven is now online- orphan_account
Dean has his own laptop now, and Castiel takes his own first steps into the information age.
On Your Knees- magenta
Castiel experiences strange feelings when he sees Dean on his knees.
Car Maintenance- Zatnikatel
Spoilers up to 6.12/Like a Virgin; takes place after Chrysler Almighty
He really shouldn’t be thinking thoughts like this about his best friend who literally just broke up with his girlfriend, but he knows he’ll blame it on sleepiness in the morning. He always does.
*Inhuman- Annie D
Dean has learned that sex is different when there’s an angel involved.
*Yellow Moon- coffeeandcheesecake
Castiel Novak hasn’t said a word for three years. The mountains and a beautiful boy might give him a reason to speak.
Helplessness Blues- fio
I’ll get back to you someday soon, you will see
(or, the story of how Dean gets it wrong the first time around, but thankfully, gets it right on his second try)
*I think you should pull over- smarshtastic
Cas wants head, and he wants it now.
Tattered Feathers- kijikun
Dean takes care of his angel.
Invisible Ink- Annie D
Dean has some fun with Castiel’s wings.
Angel Molesting- ScarletPhoenix
Dean has developed a new habit of rubbing Cas’ back.
Sam is a Genius (Everyone is Dumb)- peroxide_fic
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what “stuff” actually means is Sam. Sometimes it’s hard being the smart one.
Could’ve Used Post-It Notes- Aerilex
152 freckles adorn Dean Winchester’s body since his return from Hell. (Vaguely set during early S5)
Chapter I: In which Dean Winchester is a teenage girl with a librarian fetish.
Seal Me Up and Sell Me Out- xxkaytayxx
Dean paints, Castiel watches.
**Carry On- TamrynEradani
When Sam gets into Stanford, Dean needs a bigger paycheck than Bobby’s garage can give him. Luckily, he knows a guy
This is linked on my blog as well :) Enjoy!
ATTENTION WORLD THEY CAST WONDER WOMAN AND THEY CASTED AN ISRAELI ACTRESS NOT SOME PRETTY WHITE WOMAN LIKE HOLY SHIT THAT’S HUGE.
by the way her name is Gal Gadot and she is gorgeous
THANK YOU OH GOD WE ALL NEED THIS.
"How much money does college cost in America?"
And how stress does it make you?
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze